Every year at Christmas, I personalize a monthly calendar for my brother (witness the madness from my 2012 and 2011 calendars). For 2013, I decided to showcase each month’s artwork as it comes up. You’ll find the rest of the monthly pages after the jump below.
When I drew this, I did not realize that actual Hollywood professionals thought a Jack and the Beanstalk movie was a good idea.
Is this a Mountain Dew ad?
Monkeys make everything better.
You’ll get it, or you won’t.
Step 3: Profit!
I can take no credit for Jack Handey’s brilliance, which is borrowed here.
Is this the “controversy” we’re supposed to be teaching? As a science teacher, I hope you recognize sarcasm when you see it.
Icebergs + lines = ships. You’re welcome.
Apparently, underwater monsters love coffee the way circus chimps love cigarettes.
If I had known there would be so much Star-Wars-related news in March, I would have added the original cast in there somewhere when I drew this back in December.
This ridiculous concept is courtesy of an absurd ’80s comic masterpiece. I would love to hear the Beach Boys sing this song.
Death to the invaders! In retrospect, maybe those shields should have been protecting cities or something instead of empty countryside.